Talk about a shot to the Ego
Mention bodybuilding to anyone and they automatically think you are some bronzed, oiled up, thong-wearing hulk
I was at my sister’s engagement today and some people haven’t seen me for a while.
& wow, they bashed my ego so hard. One of the annoying things about being even somewhat big, is you can’t really hide it.
But still people have this expectation that since you’ve been training for so many years, you should be a desi-hulk, and be drafted off for the WWF (yes I still call it that, screw the panda’s)
A few of them were like, you dieting or something? Have you stopped training?
How dare they!! Don’t worry I shall remember thee, in a few years time I’ll go roid-rage on your ass. Call me small will you
Also, as luck wouldn’t have it … my best mate decides to pop by. He is 5’10 and 240lbs of ripped muscle, wearing a vest top looking like Ahnuld
It’s enough to make any man look diminutive & instantly made me an even easier prey – damn them!!!
Which lead to them, asking me Q’s like, “oh what happened you then?” – Nothing !
But around 10 shots of test & 50 IU of HGH a week happened to him.
Funny how he takes the worlds supply of growth, thereby preventing the lil’ midgets out there to grow up and remain freaks, while he himself can become a freak of a different nature
- Taleb (drowning his sorrows into a jug of protein shake)
Labels: ahnuld, blog, bodybuilding, desi, desi hulk, ego, hulk, taleb, wwf
the greatest asian radio station in the world
ah brings back memories of being in dad's car going to work (his work, i was a child.. who just went to his dad's shop & just ate all the food, i think this is where my craving for chocolate began) ... listening to the well let's be honest here...utter crap that is sunrise radio (it's even worse than local radio ... eek !!) and he'd refuse to change it to anything else.. so i was forced to listen to the endless waffling and their news.. (give us 8 mins.. we'll give you the world) interspersed with the badly crafted adverts for some random cash&carry or sofa shop created by the dj'soh and not forgetting the ad's to sell people's crap... i mean, do you really want a used curry stained single bed? no siree bob i don't !!now admitally, i haven't listened to it for around a decade now, but i will wager.. not much has improved in that time *sigh*desi's can never seem to get it right... the drama shows are the worst.. the million zooming in shots of every reaction, from every concieavable angle, from every single character& there's always some token "cool" dude, who wears like bright flourscent tops showing off his "muscles"ERGH !!!Labels: desi, sunrise, sunrise radio
hangarooo !!
so after, what were quite literally minutes of hard, mental effort, i finally completed all ten levels of it.. and what do i get as a prize? money? hot virgins? noo !! the kangaroo gets set free from his gallows...big fuckin whoop whoop !!!
trust the last Q to be desi-related... Labels: desi, diwali, hangaroo, taleb
the wonders of ignorance
my friend was on a bus one day.. and there were like 4 asian girls at the back, oh my gawding, etc..
and one of them notices something pericular and so goes on to say, "omg, why are they all hanging out indian flags everywhere"
and they couldn't figure out why all these shops and bars had the indian flag hanging out the windows, considering this was a predominately white area
and then a few moments later it occurs to one of them its st.patricks day
and when they found out, there rationale for thinking it was their national flag, "oh i thought it was the indian flag, cos it had green on it "
well done ladies.. well done indeed, you have served us proudLabels: desi, indian, st patricks day
