Princess Pavan the Pixie
Let me tell you about the wonders of Princess Pavan the Pixie (not her actual name or even a nickname, I just invented it now cos I’m kwl like that,)Who is one of the most funny & random girls, not to mention, very puurty (say in a southern USA drawl) I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and I felt it only right that I should praise her in blog form. Anyho ;
If you’ve read my earlier post (The Silence is Deafening), I mentioned I wanted a fit sidekick for my own radio show and that would be she
In fact, we’re already in talks about it and we may even put a demo up for this here blog and broadcast to the world, and thus becoming be our stepping stone towards fame and riches, so I can lead the life of luxury include fast cars and even faster women
I need ideas for a show name, errm… The Fab Tab & Pav show? (but then I’d get referred to as Tab, which is just plain shit) or take our inspiration from the antiseptic – TCP !! but what’s the C about hmm Taleb Crushes/Captures/Chucks Pavan? Ok, I’ll work on it later but I do have some ideas regarding the content
We’d chat randomage loads, play a wide selection of music, make our very own song parodies & have such amazing features such as “Guess the Flush” since she has a bit of obsession with toilets esp of the Japanese Variety (thankfully not with defecation and we were both were sickened by ratemypoo.com)
Think it’s to do with the bright lights and calm voice saying “come, sit, pee”
I have agreed to join her on her expedition to Nippon (the native name for Japan, oh I’m so worldly) so we can experience what it has to offer mutually (besides the toilet part, I aints that kinkay)
From there on in, we would naturally progress onto TV, thou I feel we would need some time to separate and go our separate ways before re-uniting (for the fans of course, not because we pissed away all our money and became washouts)
I can just imagine her doing her own rendition of Michael Palin’s Full Circle, but whereas Michael would travel the world reporting back on the various cultures, her circle would refer to the toilet seats
I think I shall leave it this point for now, I make another post on the glorification of Pavan but for now, let’s say – she’s one fly chica
Labels: Michael Palin, Pavan, Pixie, Princess, taleb
posted by taleb @ 7:48 PM
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