Tuesday, June 26, 2007

The silence is deafening

I’m not quite sure when this particular quirk of mine started, but I hates silence.

I’ve always pretty much got some form of air vibrating, producing sweet melodics in my ear.

I listen on my commutes, whilst at work & when on the PC (which is a lot) got winamp shuffling away doing its thang, pumping out the funky fresh phat beats

In fact whilst writing this I am listening to Fluorescent Adolescent by The Arctic Monkeys, which is my current favourite song & as the title suggests is about the vibrancy of youth.

I’m also an avid listener of The Chris Moyles Show – tis sheer comical genius!!

I actually met Dominic Byrne once at Kings Cross station. Spoke for a few mins, asked few Q’s about the show, seems as he does on the show. I resisted the temptation to go “egg for a head!!” or sing a rendition of “He Don’t Need Shampoo”

Earlier that day I had met Syed Ahmed from The Apprentice (even got him to record a video for my sis saying hi)

Yes, I lead a very fast-paced showbiz life.

While I’m on the topic, it’d be hella sweet to have my own radio show in Yankeeland so the hot valley girls can all swoon over the hot british guy & before you ask – No! I don’t have a face for the radio. I just like chatting randomness (imagine an audio version of this here blog.)

Plus radio is more suited to me as it would allow me to just go into work in ma hoodies & munch away during the tracks.

As for timing - the breakfast slot sounds ideal. (peak audience you see) Thou this would mean me getting my arse out of bed early (an idea that does not bode well with me)

I should invent a device that broadcasts your thoughts, a thought-mic if you will. This would allow me to still interact & entertain the world, whilst also enjoying my state of semi-consciousness with the added benefit of never having to engage in my daily battle of hauling ma ass out the bed and into the studio again;

I can indeed have my cake AND eat it too.

Oh, I also need applicants for my sidekick. Requirements – Female, Funny, Good Looking with a Phat Ass (yes I know you can’t see us, but gosh darn it! I need some eye candy)

Anyhoo… what was my intial point again?

Oh yeh - silence sucks!!

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