Carbs, Cardio, Corpulence
Another trio of C’s and I was careful not to repeat them what with my love-affair for caffeine
This particular trio kinda go hand in hand, the corpulence lead to the need for cardio and reduction in the yummy carbs
Basically I let myself go and what happens with me is I don’t end up being a fat lil dumpling but I just end up being the dreaded ‘skinnyfat’ where if you aren’t similar with terms refers to the dreaded ‘not much muscle, but sadly too much fat’ so you can chose to either diet down and have people think you are engaging in a hunger strike or become the aforementioned dumpling and justify your fat self as being ‘bulking’
Thankfully however I am at a stage now where even in my skinner moments I am more branch than twig re:biceps department.
Also those who know me, know I despise cardio so much so I have been known to call people cardio freaks and keep them away from me, but I must admit it does have its place and the odd bit of skipping is good (plus I can pretend I’m Rocky what with the combo of running up a hill and fancy skipwork)
I have decided to ‘diet’ for 6 weeks til end of avril and get ripped and then add some muscle all ready for the summer.
I hate using the dreaded D word in front of non-BB’ers (BodyBuild’ers) because it brings all sorts of connotations from people some which I must admit aren’t too far from the given notion of being a lil’ little girl who thinks she’s too fat
It seems when I go into ‘diet mode’ a switch goes off into my brain and I become the kinda douchebag I’d normally smack with a 45’er for obessing over abs and crying he's going to lose his packs
Saying things not dissimilar from a teen valley girl like today –
“OMG, do you know how many carbs are in that?”
I am ashamed of myself.
This particular trio kinda go hand in hand, the corpulence lead to the need for cardio and reduction in the yummy carbs
Basically I let myself go and what happens with me is I don’t end up being a fat lil dumpling but I just end up being the dreaded ‘skinnyfat’ where if you aren’t similar with terms refers to the dreaded ‘not much muscle, but sadly too much fat’ so you can chose to either diet down and have people think you are engaging in a hunger strike or become the aforementioned dumpling and justify your fat self as being ‘bulking’
Thankfully however I am at a stage now where even in my skinner moments I am more branch than twig re:biceps department.
Also those who know me, know I despise cardio so much so I have been known to call people cardio freaks and keep them away from me, but I must admit it does have its place and the odd bit of skipping is good (plus I can pretend I’m Rocky what with the combo of running up a hill and fancy skipwork)
I have decided to ‘diet’ for 6 weeks til end of avril and get ripped and then add some muscle all ready for the summer.
I hate using the dreaded D word in front of non-BB’ers (BodyBuild’ers) because it brings all sorts of connotations from people some which I must admit aren’t too far from the given notion of being a lil’ little girl who thinks she’s too fat
It seems when I go into ‘diet mode’ a switch goes off into my brain and I become the kinda douchebag I’d normally smack with a 45’er for obessing over abs and crying he's going to lose his packs
Saying things not dissimilar from a teen valley girl like today –
“OMG, do you know how many carbs are in that?”
I am ashamed of myself.
Labels: Carbs, Cardio, Corpulence, Valley Girl
posted by taleb @ 12:47 AM
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