Coffee, Caffeine, Cocaine
I’ll have a fair-trade-double-mocha-no-sugar-half-cream-macchiato-with a lil heart shape on the foam
Ah, what a world. I’ll admit I was quite late into the whole coffee dealio
Before he age of 19, coffee was simple - from a plastic tub, add water (though in my case, triple milk – milk, then carnation milk than dried milk to top off) and sugar
Now I have to admit I do frequent cafes but am far from a coffee connoisseur, I mean I dig the taste sure, but far from being addicted & as for caffeine shot: well I already professed my love for pro-plus in an earlier blog
My favourite is the banana-java-chip frappuccino from Starbucks, tis indeed heavenly
I remember once I went in and asked the lady, “So, if I just asked for a coffee what would you give?” after giving a perplexed look, she just went along with it.
She would’ve given me an Americano, and then I began the quizzing – so what exactly is an Americano (besides being dumb blondes and fugly slothes)? Café au lait? Why is it served in a tall glass? Will you date me sometime? Ah the stuff I do when I’m bored
Speaking of caffeinated beverages –
What’s the deal with Coke Zero? It’s Diet Coke just more MACHO – GRR !! But seriously, if you’re the type to be concerned over being deemed a pansy for drinking such (then again, isn’t the drinking the sugar-free version of a soft drink a bit pussy anyway?) then don’t pussyfoot about and engage in some serious male bravado; Drink a cocaine laced coca-cola & may as well throw in some heroin there for good measure, make it a speedball coketail
Can’t you just feel the testosterone raging?
Having said that, I will admit to thinking that stuff, well sugar-free versions of Red Bull & Diet coke with Cherry being my faves (no thanks to fattening sugar, but sure to carcinogenic sweeteners)
Hang on!! Did I just call myself a pussy? Fuck !!
Ah, what a world. I’ll admit I was quite late into the whole coffee dealio
Before he age of 19, coffee was simple - from a plastic tub, add water (though in my case, triple milk – milk, then carnation milk than dried milk to top off) and sugar
Now I have to admit I do frequent cafes but am far from a coffee connoisseur, I mean I dig the taste sure, but far from being addicted & as for caffeine shot: well I already professed my love for pro-plus in an earlier blog
My favourite is the banana-java-chip frappuccino from Starbucks, tis indeed heavenly
I remember once I went in and asked the lady, “So, if I just asked for a coffee what would you give?” after giving a perplexed look, she just went along with it.
She would’ve given me an Americano, and then I began the quizzing – so what exactly is an Americano (besides being dumb blondes and fugly slothes)? Café au lait? Why is it served in a tall glass? Will you date me sometime? Ah the stuff I do when I’m bored
Speaking of caffeinated beverages –
What’s the deal with Coke Zero? It’s Diet Coke just more MACHO – GRR !! But seriously, if you’re the type to be concerned over being deemed a pansy for drinking such (then again, isn’t the drinking the sugar-free version of a soft drink a bit pussy anyway?) then don’t pussyfoot about and engage in some serious male bravado; Drink a cocaine laced coca-cola & may as well throw in some heroin there for good measure, make it a speedball coketail
Can’t you just feel the testosterone raging?
Having said that, I will admit to thinking that stuff, well sugar-free versions of Red Bull & Diet coke with Cherry being my faves (no thanks to fattening sugar, but sure to carcinogenic sweeteners)
Hang on!! Did I just call myself a pussy? Fuck !!
Labels: coke zero, coketail, starbucks, taleb
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