Friday, August 31, 2007

I felt vein

Get it? Har di har har har

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Sunday, August 26, 2007

Talk about a shot to the Ego

Mention bodybuilding to anyone and they automatically think you are some bronzed, oiled up, thong-wearing hulk

I was at my sister’s engagement today and some people haven’t seen me for a while.

& wow, they bashed my ego so hard. One of the annoying things about being even somewhat big, is you can’t really hide it.

But still people have this expectation that since you’ve been training for so many years, you should be a desi-hulk, and be drafted off for the WWF (yes I still call it that, screw the panda’s)

A few of them were like, you dieting or something? Have you stopped training?

How dare they!! Don’t worry I shall remember thee, in a few years time I’ll go roid-rage on your ass. Call me small will you

Also, as luck wouldn’t have it … my best mate decides to pop by. He is 5’10 and 240lbs of ripped muscle, wearing a vest top looking like Ahnuld

It’s enough to make any man look diminutive & instantly made me an even easier prey – damn them!!!

Which lead to them, asking me Q’s like, “oh what happened you then?” – Nothing !

But around 10 shots of test & 50 IU of HGH a week happened to him.

Funny how he takes the worlds supply of growth, thereby preventing the lil’ midgets out there to grow up and remain freaks, while he himself can become a freak of a different nature

- Taleb (drowning his sorrows into a jug of protein shake)

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Tales of a Junkie

Hallo Blogggy !!! I am back & to start off, a bit on my drug of choice

So….back in my mentalist days as a bodybuilding bum I was a caffeine junkie. ; Not the Starbucks type, T’was Pro Plus for me (I wanted the hard hit minus the £3 price tag)

I took 300mg a day before my training sessions (equiv of 4 Red Bulls) so you can imagine… I was pretty tanked up but it served it purpose, I moved some heavy ass shit with my CNS stimulant buddy

However the half-life of caffeine is 6 plus hours, so even after my sessions the mixture of endorphins and caffeine still pumping thru my veins made for one Trippin’ Taleb. (those fortunate enough for me to call them, were all like "you just worked out, aint ya?")

The other ‘stimulant’ I love to use are smelling salts (tis like an uppercut in a bottle) & the reactions is really funny to those who don’t know what it is and giving you the “Look @ that Cokehead dude sniffing that shit!! “

I tells ya, the amount of shit we do just to get into the right mindset and lift heavy shit. Heck, I’ve even contemplated taking some pure adrenaline ;
Quote:

Shoot This !! - Deadlift 1,000 lbs
The random stuff I do thou, such as (all in semi-jest)

This guy kinda walked into me, so I picked up the fixed barbells & said , "Do ya wants beats with this barbell, bitch ?!!!"

& having such a vexxed look upon your face that noobies stay the fuck out yo way, and even move out the way of stuff you just happen to be in the vacinity of..haha

Ah good times, good times

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