The silence is deafening
I’m not quite sure when this particular quirk of mine started, but I hates silence.
I’ve always pretty much got some form of air vibrating, producing sweet melodics in my ear.
I listen on my commutes, whilst at work & when on the PC (which is a lot) got winamp shuffling away doing its thang, pumping out the funky fresh phat beats
In fact whilst writing this I am listening to Fluorescent Adolescent by The Arctic Monkeys, which is my current favourite song & as the title suggests is about the vibrancy of youth.
I’m also an avid listener of The Chris Moyles Show – tis sheer comical genius!!
I actually met Dominic Byrne once at Kings Cross station. Spoke for a few mins, asked few Q’s about the show, seems as he does on the show. I resisted the temptation to go “egg for a head!!” or sing a rendition of “He Don’t Need Shampoo”
Earlier that day I had met Syed Ahmed from The Apprentice (even got him to record a video for my sis saying hi)
Yes, I lead a very fast-paced showbiz life.
While I’m on the topic, it’d be hella sweet to have my own radio show in Yankeeland so the hot valley girls can all swoon over the hot british guy & before you ask – No! I don’t have a face for the radio. I just like chatting randomness (imagine an audio version of this here blog.)
Plus radio is more suited to me as it would allow me to just go into work in ma hoodies & munch away during the tracks.
As for timing - the breakfast slot sounds ideal. (peak audience you see) Thou this would mean me getting my arse out of bed early (an idea that does not bode well with me)
I should invent a device that broadcasts your thoughts, a thought-mic if you will. This would allow me to still interact & entertain the world, whilst also enjoying my state of semi-consciousness with the added benefit of never having to engage in my daily battle of hauling ma ass out the bed and into the studio again;
I can indeed have my cake AND eat it too.
Oh, I also need applicants for my sidekick. Requirements – Female, Funny, Good Looking with a Phat Ass (yes I know you can’t see us, but gosh darn it! I need some eye candy)
Anyhoo… what was my intial point again?
Oh yeh - silence sucks!!
Labels: chris moyles, Dominic Byrne, Fluorescent Adolescent, silence deafening, syed ahmed, taleb
Fooled By Randomness
Is there such a thing as random? or does everything have an underlining reason behind it? even if not obvious to us
or ... is the opposite true? is life just a series of random occurances and we just try to explain it when really there is no such thing.
Sometimes I feel people can over-analyze certain things,
I firmly believe not all things have to have a rhyme or reason for occuring.. they just did.
Did I paint my wall blue, as blue represents calm, serenity, and for it is the color of the sea, it links me back to the ocean, to where from our history and evolution began?
No, I just like blue dammit !!
Labels: fooled by randomness, taleb
Why am I attracted to thicko’s ??
I’ve noticed this a lot lately, the types of girls that I go goo-gaa over, provide me with just that > visual stimulation. I’m left very unfulfilled in all other aspects
I guess I just had some hope in my heart of hearts that these girls could delight me with their wits alongside their sheer hotness.
You have no idea how let down I was when I first heard Nicole from PCD speak, she’s a damn valley girl!!!
It’s my fault really, what was I really expecting from the leader singer of a band whose origins are from a burlesque? in my defence thou, their sense of style was a lot more sophisticated than a lot of their predecessors of pop. Just hoped their manner would be too - Damn them sexy bimbesque dancers!!
Speaking of PCD, I have to admit... I actually have NO idea about any of the others. I know there’s one blackhead, two blondes, (one fitter than the other) & a black girl, their names elude me but then can you blame me? Who is really going to look at anything else besides Nicole? Which is why, I’m in no shock to hear Nicole wants to go her own separate way.
Ah just imagining the next video instalment, a full 3 plus mins of pure unadulterated Nicole bliss - with no sub-standard fillers.
Actually, I mustn’t be so harsh, the others aren’t exactly fuglies. I mean I still would with no hesitation (‘cept the black one, she just looks odd & oh I just remembered there’s a ginger in there too, she’s worse than the one from girls aloud, and that’s saying something) but in the company of Nicole, very hard not to look like a plain Mary Jane.
Anyhoo, back in “the real world” this dilemma still exists.
The girls I tend to have an instant attraction to, a lot of the times - tend to be lacking intellectually.
Now I’ve thought about why that is, perhaps it’s the types of girls I tend to oogle over, but nope this pattern isn’t even exclusive to the “rude-gyals”. The types of girls who hang around in their lil groups (my town seems to be infested with theses flocks of ignorance.) with rhyming names and a Z added at the end to sound kwl. What really gets my goat is when they say, “Oh, I’m different; I’m not like all the other girls” Liess !!!
As if a statement becomes true by just saying it? You act like them, you look like them, you speak like them, you probably share the same name as them. So do tell me Mizzy, what part of you IS difference from the flock? Anyway back to my point ...
Even the classier ones among them… classy they maybe, but wearing clothes with a higher price tag doesn’t give you a higher IQ.
Then you get the other type of women.
One’s who wish to be noted for their intelligence, which is all well and good but a lot are just plain, well plain, even the hotter ones don’t wish to acknowledge it and good luck trying to get fweaaky with her. She’ll endless try to connect on some deep emotional level, & on the lucky day of the year, where she allows you to consummate your love for each other by deflower-ring her, she just stands there ice-cold and passionless. Than afterwards congratulating you on providing her with “pleasant experience” *sigh*
So therefore, I’ve taken it upon myself to that person (the elusive Nicole/India Knight) mix that stimulates me no-end.
Then again, if Nicole ever did for whatever reason decides she wanted to be with me, would I turn her away? What do YOU think?
Labels: attraction, nicole, nicole scherzinger, PCD, rude-gyals
the greatest asian radio station in the world
ah brings back memories of being in dad's car going to work (his work, i was a child.. who just went to his dad's shop & just ate all the food, i think this is where my craving for chocolate began) ... listening to the well let's be honest here...utter crap that is sunrise radio (it's even worse than local radio ... eek !!) and he'd refuse to change it to anything else.. so i was forced to listen to the endless waffling and their news.. (give us 8 mins.. we'll give you the world) interspersed with the badly crafted adverts for some random cash&carry or sofa shop created by the dj'soh and not forgetting the ad's to sell people's crap... i mean, do you really want a used curry stained single bed? no siree bob i don't !!now admitally, i haven't listened to it for around a decade now, but i will wager.. not much has improved in that time *sigh*desi's can never seem to get it right... the drama shows are the worst.. the million zooming in shots of every reaction, from every concieavable angle, from every single character& there's always some token "cool" dude, who wears like bright flourscent tops showing off his "muscles"ERGH !!!Labels: desi, sunrise, sunrise radio
hangarooo !!
so after, what were quite literally minutes of hard, mental effort, i finally completed all ten levels of it.. and what do i get as a prize? money? hot virgins? noo !! the kangaroo gets set free from his gallows...big fuckin whoop whoop !!!
trust the last Q to be desi-related... Labels: desi, diwali, hangaroo, taleb
glasses = intelligence?
I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription in the glasses because he thinks it makes him look more intelligent, now why?Why do we think that glasses makes us look more intelligent?Is it from the endless hours of reading and studying and researching that this person supposedly blew out their eyeballs, and that's why they need the glasses?It's just a corrective device. If you see someone with a hearing aid, you don't think, 'Oh, they must have been listening real good...yeah, to a lot of important stuff...' No, they are deaf. They can't hear.
- Jerry SeinfeldLabels: glasses, intelligence, jerry seinfeld, quote, seinfeld
My Guide 2 Getting HUGGEEE !!!
The past 2 weeks, i've gained 5lbs and I'm damn chuffed & below I've outlined the regime you must follow to become a beefcake like me ;
1. - Spend all day on MSN
You don't want to burn precious calories by doing menial tasks like work, household chores etc...
What others call laziness, we refer to as recovery.
I mean the other day, my mum bitched at me cos I didn't carry her shopping, and she had to walk the half mile herself.
She is so inconsiderate to my needs, how am I meant to be the biggest guy on earth if I have to do something with my body? Sheesh !!
2. - Chain-Eat Boost Bars (ideally whilst on RD, and washed down with protein)
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Don't think it's all work work work, save the effort and find yourself a noob.
They come in handy for fetching plates, refilling your water bottle, taking off your t-shirt cos your too pumped to remove it, etc...
There is an abudance of them around this time of the year, trying to impress the mami's - psshh !!! Best place to look is near the treadmills along with all the other cardio freaks
Now proceed to give them an intense pissed off look (just imagine someone stole your last tub of protein, that's it !! 
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& be like, "Yo manz, can i gets me a spot?" and grunt and groan throughout, so they think "this dudez hardcore !!"
Also remember they usually train in a trio, so just brag on how big your biceps are, and that you could've won Mr Universe..but it was just politics that screwed you over (not the lack of physique) and they'll be so giddy to train with a real pro in the making
You've just earnt yourself 3 gym bitches - well done
Also - Don't forget clothing has an impact
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Remember you gots to walk the walk, and your pack of noobs can help on this one
Haul your ass to The Bench Press and bring your 3 noobs (one holding the bar, the other two on each side)
Proceed to load up 100 lbs more than you can handle, and then bench away (with your noobs straining to lift the weight for you)
& of course, close your eyes..and really believe that they just gave a yoda touch to the bar
Note: Grunt at the top of your lungs.. this will alert others to witness your wonderful feat of strength
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IT'S ALL YOU, IT'S ALL YOU MAN !! |
Lets face it, you need to do whatever possible to look huge
Standing next to a small girl (5 foot, 90lbs) will make you even huge !! =D
Bonus points for finding a runway model wannabe... she'll be filled up after a lettuce leaf, and you can munch on her burger she ordered so people thought she ate
It's a give and take relationship, such a wonderful bonding..helping each other achieve their goals Labels: bodybuilding, boost, guide, humour, mr universe, taleb
the wonders of ignorance
my friend was on a bus one day.. and there were like 4 asian girls at the back, oh my gawding, etc..
and one of them notices something pericular and so goes on to say, "omg, why are they all hanging out indian flags everywhere"
and they couldn't figure out why all these shops and bars had the indian flag hanging out the windows, considering this was a predominately white area
and then a few moments later it occurs to one of them its st.patricks day
and when they found out, there rationale for thinking it was their national flag, "oh i thought it was the indian flag, cos it had green on it "
well done ladies.. well done indeed, you have served us proudLabels: desi, indian, st patricks day
