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Why am I attracted to thicko’s ??

I’ve noticed this a lot lately, the types of girls that I go goo-gaa over, provide me with just that > visual stimulation. I’m left very unfulfilled in all other aspects

I guess I just had some hope in my heart of hearts that these girls could delight me with their wits alongside their sheer hotness.

You have no idea how let down I was when I first heard Nicole from PCD speak, she’s a damn valley girl!!!

It’s my fault really, what was I really expecting from the leader singer of a band whose origins are from a burlesque? in my defence thou, their sense of style was a lot more sophisticated than a lot of their predecessors of pop. Just hoped their manner would be too - Damn them sexy bimbesque dancers!!

Speaking of PCD, I have to admit... I actually have NO idea about any of the others. I know there’s one blackhead, two blondes, (one fitter than the other) & a black girl, their names elude me but then can you blame me? Who is really going to look at anything else besides Nicole? Which is why, I’m in no shock to hear Nicole wants to go her own separate way.

Ah just imagining the next video instalment, a full 3 plus mins of pure unadulterated Nicole bliss - with no sub-standard fillers.

Actually, I mustn’t be so harsh, the others aren’t exactly fuglies. I mean I still would with no hesitation (‘cept the black one, she just looks odd & oh I just remembered there’s a ginger in there too, she’s worse than the one from girls aloud, and that’s saying something) but in the company of Nicole, very hard not to look like a plain Mary Jane.

Anyhoo, back in “the real world” this dilemma still exists.

The girls I tend to have an instant attraction to, a lot of the times - tend to be lacking intellectually.

Now I’ve thought about why that is, perhaps it’s the types of girls I tend to oogle over, but nope this pattern isn’t even exclusive to the “rude-gyals”. The types of girls who hang around in their lil groups (my town seems to be infested with theses flocks of ignorance.) with rhyming names and a Z added at the end to sound kwl. What really gets my goat is when they say, “Oh, I’m different; I’m not like all the other girls” Liess !!!

As if a statement becomes true by just saying it? You act like them, you look like them, you speak like them, you probably share the same name as them. So do tell me Mizzy, what part of you IS difference from the flock? Anyway back to my point ...

Even the classier ones among them… classy they maybe, but wearing clothes with a higher price tag doesn’t give you a higher IQ.

Then you get the other type of women.

One’s who wish to be noted for their intelligence, which is all well and good but a lot are just plain, well plain, even the hotter ones don’t wish to acknowledge it and good luck trying to get fweaaky with her. She’ll endless try to connect on some deep emotional level, & on the lucky day of the year, where she allows you to consummate your love for each other by deflower-ring her, she just stands there ice-cold and passionless. Than afterwards congratulating you on providing her with “pleasant experience” *sigh*

So therefore, I’ve taken it upon myself to that person (the elusive Nicole/India Knight) mix that stimulates me no-end.

Then again, if Nicole ever did for whatever reason decides she wanted to be with me, would I turn her away? What do YOU think?

Labels: attraction, nicole, nicole scherzinger, PCD, rude-gyals

posted by taleb @ 5:52 PM